May 2013
14 posts
“How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.”
– David Foster Wallace (via tirhase)
toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
ponyboyismyhomeboy:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve...
poopflow:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
– (via girl-violence)
cosmo sex tip #1925
enriquesmole:
call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
“A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that...”
– (via setbabiesonfire)
April 2013
29 posts
do you ever just hold your boobs for no reason
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
crying
“So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would...”
– Sylvia Plath (via blackbruise)
windexwaker:
captain-jack-hardness:
i hate black girls
the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead
fuck, its finally time someone pointed this out
March 2013
30 posts
